It’s simple. When I got here I noticed the orange juice was on the right side of the table, which led me to believe this bitch is left handed. Since tomorrow is Thursday and school busses are yellow, I knew I had to make a sandwich. Then I screamed the number 4 silently in my head for an hour. That’s when shit got real. Since birds are afraid of Asian people, the lady got killed when she murdered herself. Obviously.
Mike G.S.I (via hyzteric)
